Big Fish

Big fish, little fish, red fish, blue fish...
For some reason when ever I meet new people they become fascinated with our family. They can't get enough of the stories, characters, etc. When I tell stories I always tell the ones I like the best and then add a little something extra.
What are some of the stories that you tell the most and which ones do you feel have become the most inflated over the years?
These stories will also help me for a new section on my blog called old war stories, where once and a while I will tell a good story from our past.

One of my favorites: I only tell a select few this one or I will alter it so it does not sound so profane. I will always bust this story out when ever I am playing games. It was when we were all out at mom's house for Christmas. It was late one night and we were down stairs playing the lame Family game that was introduced to us by C-Hag. Anyway mom was reading the names and Doug slipped in an extra one that was a fake name like the ones Bart Simpson calls Moe's tavern with. So, mom is reading the names and comes across Doug's extra one and she reads it out perfect. She slows down has a puzzled look on her face and we are all stunned. Doug's face is exploding with mirth, mom says something like, "For heaven's sake", we all die laughing, Doug propels himself off the coach lands onto he floor and starts convulsing. It might have been the funniest thing in my life. I am laughing like and idiot in the office right now thinking about it.

Most inflated: The time Me, Doug, and Homer were out side of ShopRite and the stupid deli or dilly saying came up. First of all who cares. I can't believe we still talk about it and it didn't even happened the way Doug said. I don't even think he can recall what really happened. What tangled webs we weave...