TOM HATES THE FAMILY!

Tom is coming out to NJ soon and we all called to arrange times to hang out. Here are some samples of his caring siblings requesting time with Tom and his cold and harsh reactions

Jason: "Hey Tom, when you come out we should see Benjamin Button."
Tom: "PSH...Whhhy would I? Im coming out there for only a day. I dont have time for your silly movies."

Brittany: "Tom, Im so excited to see you. I got you a present."
Tom: "Leave it on the porch Ill pick it up."
Brittany: "Well...dont you wanna spend time together?"
Tom: "What the heck, you have a husband for that?? Back off lady"

Mike: "I got some great new games for christmas your gonna love"
Tom "AHAHHA! Wait...you think Im going to actually spend my time with...you?? I got news for you pal, I got big plans. Im going to see my friends, not you and the rest of those filthy beasts."

Me: "Tom, I haven't seen you in almost a year! I have so much to tell you! I cant wait to laugh like we used to."
Tom: "EWWW. Who gave you my number??"
Me: "ummm what?"
Tom: "Tell me who gave you this number so I can make minced meat out of them. I can't believe your big eyes got my number. When I come out there Im going to pulverize whoever gave you my number and then Im going to rip your skin off and make a coat out of it."

Katie: "Hello elder brother, I cant wait to play games with you"
Tom: "I cant wait to see you fall off a building after I push you."
Quin: "But Tom! Your our big brother, we look up to you in every way!"
Tom: "Shut up! I will grind your bones to make my bread."

There it is solid proof that Tom hates us all!

Top 5 Family Recipes Of All Time

5. Chicken and Dumplings
4. Sweet and Sour Chicken
3. Stew
2. Aunt Janes Chili
1. Meat Balls

Katie's Reflections entry

The Lake
She sat up in her bed.
and in her head
She is dancing on the lake.
Her feet move across the sleeping, slick ice,
as the rabbit tails fall from the sky.
The soft moon-lit surface was singing with joy,
as the sprling glitter falls off the angel's wings.
She makes her way through the smooth crystle.
Then the angels fly her home.
Through the glossy window sill.
And with all the thoughts in her head
She is back in her bed.

All I Really Want is Girls Girls Girls Girls

It is a reunion for the sisters. Sorry dudes, you are out! This Christmas the girls are taking over NJ. Party time.

Christmas!!

Here are some great websites to do christmas shopping at!

#1 Overstock.com. They have EVERYTHING! 1000 tread count sheets, cashmere clothes, books and movies. The shipping is only 2.95 for your entire order! Im saving a ton going here!

#2 Ebay. You can find unique presents for ridiculously cheap
#3 Goodguysphoto.com- Tons of crazy deals on electronics
#4 WWW.KITSCH.CO.UK (the shipping isn't too bad, they have really cool stuff)
#5 http://bfads.net/

ClarksList

Much like the popular craigslist. I think we should have our own clarks list where family members can post things they're looking for (ex: juicer) or things were thinking of getting rid of.
I have a weird compulsion to throw things away after having it too long, even if I haven't used it much (ex: shower caddy). So post stuff your thinking of getting rid of, or something your looking to buy but would first like to see if someone else has but using. We have a ton of movies here in NJ if anyone is interested. Mostly VHS.

ITS OFFICAL!!

I went down to the social security offices today and offically got my name changed to Scarlette-Rose Freaking Clark. Now you all HAVE to call me some variation of Scarlette!