Saturday, December 22, 2007

sauce man commeth

this re-enactment comes from a dispute between chris and tom. the event in question stems from a conversation at the gym some months ago. both parties agree that they were approached by a seemingly gay man that was surprised to find they were religious, commenting they looked like "trouble". this is where the two differ in their accounts. according to tom, chris looked back and with a teasingly saucy lisp said, "we just might be". chris on the other hand insists he had no such lisp and just casually made the comment as he walked out the door. after several interviews and months of investigation i have recreated the events and dialogue as they actually took place at the time of the event in question.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I've always questioned Phil's methods of "fact finding" in the past. But Kudos, spot on my friend. I observed the sauciness first hand. If anything the Donkey has been given the benefit of the doubt in this rendition.

The Donkey said...

First of all, i don't remember weighing a whopping 350 pounds. Second, the saucepot wasn't a bald creep--he was just a creep. It appears as though this fact finding was nothing more than mere fiction.

Anonymous said...

actually he was bald, going bald and with a shaved head.

Anonymous said...

Hey Phil were did you get that mumu?

Lou said...

this sounds like something chris would do

Anonymous said...

look i understand that sometimes the truth can be humiliating but that my integrity demands that i give the truth

Recondo said...

This is accurate I was there