Last Call for Balboa Challange!
I wanted to give everyone another chance to sign up. I will give you a week to decide on the following conditions if you join later the rewards will not be as good.
Who's in?
1. Chris-pull ups and push ups
2. Tom-pull ups and push ups (Individual competition also)
3. Dad-?
That's all that have accepted the challenge so far.
Terms and conditions:
- 100 paintballs for every event and hopper for a clean sweep of all 4 events.
- women can barter their winnings with their husbands or brothers for a better reward.
- I get to wear (1) pair of pants, shirt, socks, boots, gloves, face mask and underwear.
- Paintballs shot from 25 yards?
- I have dropped my equalizers to try to get others to join in...
- Women: only need to equal 20% of my score or 1 minute and 30 seconds on a 1 mile run.
- Fat and out of shape: I won't mention names. 75% of my score and 30 seconds on a 1 mile run.
I will destroy you all anyway.
So who's in?
4 comments:
obviously you are attempting to get me into this---my friend if you mess with a bull you get the horns. I will would say i accept your challenge, but it won't be a challenge. i will humiliate you.
I guess I might as well challenge you on all of the events since there is no penalty if I fail. Consider yourself challenged...and a puffro.
By underwear, I hope you don't mean a cardboard box, duct tape, or a metal shield.
As long as you don't wear chain link armor I'm in. Prepare for humiliation
How did you know I was targeting you? Your horns however are not very sharp so bring it. What I wear is not an issue, because I will destroy you all. Time till humiliation day: T-Minus 21 months
See you on the battle field
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