sauce man commeth
this re-enactment comes from a dispute between chris and tom. the event in question stems from a conversation at the gym some months ago. both parties agree that they were approached by a seemingly gay man that was surprised to find they were religious, commenting they looked like "trouble". this is where the two differ in their accounts. according to tom, chris looked back and with a teasingly saucy lisp said, "we just might be". chris on the other hand insists he had no such lisp and just casually made the comment as he walked out the door. after several interviews and months of investigation i have recreated the events and dialogue as they actually took place at the time of the event in question.